“People keep asking me what my New Year’s resolutions are and I tell them that I don’t have any and then they get all pissy because they assume that I think I don’t need to change but it’s really just that I’m too bored with myself to invest any more time thinking about me, and also because ‘What are your new year’s resolutions?’ is kind of code for ‘So tell me what you think is wrong with you.'”

You should be reading the Bloggess.